Matthew's Take on the Power Outage

I found this  on a piece of paper in Matthew's backpack. I think it was a writing exercise for school. He says,

• “On the first day we played in the soft snow.”
• “We had a snowball fight.”
• “On the first day we lit one hundred thousand candles.” (I think it was 3, but 3 isn’t as impressive as 100,000 is it?)
• “We told knock-knock jokes.” (For about an hour one night – most of Matthew’s went something like this:

     “Knock, knock.”
     “Who’s there?”
     “Giant, giant, ginormous, ginormous, ginormous, ginormous pineapple.”
     “Giant, giant, ginormous, ginormous, ginormous, ginormous pineapple who?”
     “I will huff, and I will puff and squash your house down!” (Now you must laugh hysterically…   :o) We love this boy!)